AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

More deeply religious album art

whats sad is that this gave me wood....that means its ART.

This months Sad Dawson Award goes to.....

Skullflower's LP, tribulation....
I heard someone in a chat room express that this album sounds like a vacume cleaner running idle....I agree.
When the Melvins pull shit like this I still love them,...but we don't need another ass out there turning on electrical appliance, and slapping some cd cover art on it, and expect anyone to listen to this rather than stick it in a horses ass and twisting it.
In agreement with that chatroom stud....Hoover should sue the shit out of the band,..the bands parents, the record label and me.
For I have a copy of Skullflowers entire catalog .
So lets give Skullflower a message and let them know that they can cause impotence as well as eviction.
I love this band.
- EXZOOMER

SCREW THE MYSPACE ADDY.

GAZ-66 Intrusion - Death Tomorrow

What a bunch of retards. These dummies should go back to the factory they work in and stick to grinding dog food instead of trying to be a band.

I give them no more than the 2 minutes I wasted writing about it and I even feel cheated out of that.


Ol RL

http://www.myspace.com/gaz66intrusion

Suede Brothers - Ill New You

In my years of experience...the most common bummer about hard rock...is that the best hard rock boogie bands, slip through the cracks,...and the most common bands who blend together only because of a name get pushed to the front lines for sales.
The same with this release,..Suede Brothers self titled LP, was KILLER...and so is this one. Strong riffs, strong writing capabilities, hard hitting rhythms,you can't go wrong with this band...their tunage just sticks in your head.
The only thing that could be picked apart about Suede Brothers is that some might think they sound like Wolfmonther,...or,...Wolfmother sounds like them eh?
This is the most honest band I've heard since Small Jackets, or Raising Sand.
So lets cut through the walrus faced looks saying,"I WAS A VICTIM", if you get this LP, I guarantee your life will change from a sobby gash, to a lady killing machine....it just has that much style.
...knives and guns, - EXZOOMER
http://www.myspace.com/thesuedebrothers

welcome to dimmu burger,...may i take your order?

Gamma Bomb - Tales From The Grave In Space

This is a fun release! I guess the best way to describe the sound of this band
would be this, Gamma Bomb is what would happen if Exodus and Iron Maiden
had a one night sexual encounter in the parking lot of a shitty dive bar, and 9 months later out pops Gamma Bomb.

Well produced, Kick ass songs great riffing and vocals, Brings me back to the day when we all had mullets that would make BraveHeart look like a pussy, and there's no shame in that. Dont be a cheap ass, support the band, This will be money well spent. Great stocking stuffer.

I give this one
Two thumbs up, Brett Favre fist pump , a high five and a titty twist.

'Ol RL

http://www.myspace.com/gamabomb